Got to love a bit of vice…(contains images of nudity/NSFW)

I do love a good random photo and I use a site that has plenty, Vice Magazine UK has a fantastic photo gallery full of weird and well just…weird photos.

Here are a few that has stuck out for me! lol…erm if you are easily offended or squeamish I wouldn’t scroll right down to the bottom of this post!

(see all Photo Dump albums at www.viceland.com )

1)…Hello

2)Well done on behalf of the tourist board!

3)Animal Passions!

4)That is just so wrong!

5)So that’s canoe-mans final wishes!

6)She loves it!

7)WHY!??

8)Fanny Pride

9)That’s one hell of a growler!

*WARNING* Don’t scroll down if you are easily offended by genital nudity!
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10) Feel like you are in the wrong body?…Here is a DIY Male to Female procedure

11) The birth of chucky!

That’s your lot from me, want to see more? visit Viceland Magazine UK

Cheerio!

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Mmmm this will make you hungry!

….Natural Harvest – A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes…

“Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and
amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of
semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is
commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite
all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food.”

Yup people really do cook with spunk, here is a little recipe I have managed to get my yucky mitts on…

ALMOST WHITE RUSSIAN

2 oz Vodka
1 oz Coffee liqueur
1/2 oz semen
cream or milk
ice cubes

Pour vodka, semen and coffee liqueur over ice cubes and top up the glass with milk or cream.

MAN MADE OYSTERS

Cleaned oyster shells
Chilled fresh semen, the more the better
Ice
Lemon and pepper garnish

First clean the oyster shells in cold water. Do not use soap since the shell easily absorbs the nasty taste of soap. Spoon the chilled, fresh semen into each shell. Serve simply on ice with just a squeeze of fresh lemon and maybe a grind of black pepper.

Chef’s note: A true semen connoisseur might forego the lemon and pepper in favor of the non-adulterated semen flavor.
(source: Ben Peek)

Sounds delightful!

Erm, I hope I don’t know this person based on their review…

“For a long time I’ve been using my own juices as that ‘secret ingredient’ in all kinds of meals, and everyone raves about that special flavour my food has, while I just quietly smile and maintain a dignified silence. It’s so exciting to see this kind of thing in print, making the most of what is after all, just a natural substance. After all, we use milk, which is squeezed out of cow (unless my wife happens to be lactating) for many recipes. Just remember to keep it fresh, semen doesn’t keep. I recommend storing it in icecube trays (clearly marked!!!) and then topping up as you can – melting cubes when required. I’m a member of a cooking forum with over 9,000 members, and shall be recommending this there! ”

(Source: Natural Harvest Review)

So if you would like to purchase this innovative cookbook, visit here !

Just incase that made you feel a little icky, here is how you can make a heart shaped boiled egg!


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Kinect Sex Game

Does exactly what is says on the tin!

But going by the little video, it doesn’t look very “exciting”, just a guy groping air! lol

*Click Here*

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The deepest swimming pool on earth!

This has to be the COOLEST place on earth!!!…I know where I’m booking my next holiday!

Nemo 33 is the deepest pool in the world, it’s located in Brussels and can be for people who want to learn how to dive (ME!!!) , professional divers to touch up on their skills or people who want to experience it!

Looks Amazing!

*Click Here* Deepest Swimming Pool

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Awesome Star Wars Geekyness!

If you love Star Wars and geek thingy-ma-jigs, have a butchers!
First off, I want to show you this shop which is literally 5 minutes up the road from me…

*Click*Jedi Robe

How cool is Northolt now eh? lol

*Click*Vader’s Dark Side Roast Coffee

“Gourmet whole bean coffee hand roasted by Stormtroopers” – Think Geek.

*Click*Darth Vader Bread Imprinting Toaster

*Click*Tauntaun Sleeping Bag


“Slumber in the Belly of the Beast” – Think Geek

*Click*Star Wars Talking Plush Cuddly Toy

Aww how cute is Chewie!!

*Click*Darth Vader Backpack Buddy

That’s your lot for now.

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Love a good documentary?

I’m somebody that does love a good documentary, especially about societies erm…shall we say, odduns?

Over the years there has been 2 documentaries that have stuck in my mind as being so fucking weird, but hilarious, I have to share them with you! (REALLY not suitable for work!).

Animal Passions

Well the name kind of gives you a clue

“A British documentary on zoophilia presenting various personal, religious, psychological, and sociological views on the phenomenon of sexual relations between humans and other animals”

This documentary will have you disgusted, disturbed and very much laughing your head off!

Animal Passions – Part 1
Animal Passions – Part 2
Animal Passions – Part 3
Animal Passions – Part 4

My Car Is My Lover

Another bizarre British documentary, this time about the men that love their cars just a little bit too much! 😉

My Car Is My Lover – Part 1
My Car Is My Lover – Part 2
My Car Is My Lover – Part 3
My Car Is My Lover – Part 4
My Car Is My Lover – Part 5

Enjoy…and try not to be sick! lol :-p

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I declare this blog open…

and to start things rolling, here are some awkward boners.

*Click Picture* Awkward Boners (source: My mother...seriously!)

I’m going to be updating this blog with weird crap I find on the internet, making it much easier to just place it all in one blog then inundate everyone on my twitterfeed with a million hyper links!

I shall be working on this blog over the coming weeks, so bare with 🙂

Toodles
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